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The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.
Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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Pee-shit

A word to describe something/someone your calling a "piece of shit"
"that pee-shit stole my bag";)
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When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else
Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.
by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024
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pee squares

"Hit my pee squares!"
-huey Lewis and the news
by Doug Martin April 25, 2024
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pee timid

when someone is pee shy and only can pee at home
“Mom, can you pick me up from school? I have to pee.”
“No, just wiz at school. Quit being pee timid!”
by turdmuffin8 May 1, 2024
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cup of ps5 pee

its where your ps5 pees in a cup. and you drink it. (yum.)
''Yo man, I heard that CUP OF PS5 PEE was good.''
by NevIsStupid May 22, 2024
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Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you
by Thickaz May 29, 2024
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