boobativity

It's when shit stifles your boobs

This fucking bra is stifling my boobativity!! Bitch.

by Ms. Awesome November 12, 2015

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

boob dial

When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.

I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.

by Meberea March 7, 2016

Boob lube

When your boobs sweat tremendously

I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 11, 2019

Boobs

Something i, as girl should have, but God has forgotten them. I forgive Him though.

God: oops, I forgot her boobs..

by EveryNameIsAlreadyInUse December 13, 2019

Jim Boob

The gayest man on earth. If you have a Jim boob then.... Just die. Wow he spends his life eating Doritos on rocket league but is still in bronze II. What a shmuck. He is a nonce.

Person 1: Your Jim Boob?
Jim Boob: Yep
Person 1: Wow. You filthy filthy nonce.

by Liam Eats Mega Cheerio Bowls December 19, 2019

Boob-notized

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.

Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!

by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019