Jam Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you see blood, you probably wiped too hard or have a disease if this happens to you.

Person 1: "Ah shit, I got a jam wipe, its best if i go to the doctors tommorow."
Person 2: "Aye, dont worry gang, you just wiped too hard probably."
Person 1: "Yeah, probably- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I AM SHITTING RIGHT NOW!"

by verybasedfigglebottomale November 16, 2025

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Pearl Jam

When one male ‘Jams’ his testicles into another males rectum.

Oh Sergio… please let me Pearl Jam you in the bathroom stall…

by GringoElGuapo April 18, 2024

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buffalo jam

When both parties have excessive pubic hair while having sex they stick together like Velcro and come to a grinding halt.

I’ll never forget that weekend in Cody I got stuck in a buffalo jam on Memorial Day weekend.

by D bags Inc. May 4, 2024

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jammed

another way of saying “you fucked up” or “you flopped”

“you jammed so bad “
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”

by iokhgg February 10, 2024

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Ecco jams

The best boyfriend I could ever ask for, someone who I would never trade for anyone.

"Ecco jams is my baby, and he always will be"

by Angel :3 February 13, 2024

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montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

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