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Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.
by hiaatus February 8, 2013
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spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
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dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.
He's a dog in a manger.
by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017
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drop the midget

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.
by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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Mauling The Midget

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
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Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends
She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month
by Penis1568 November 18, 2020
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