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mike whitely

ur being a Mike Whitely
by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008
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Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.
by Vertxツ January 21, 2020
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Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.
She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.
by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024
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Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"
puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.
by ComputerLover December 23, 2023
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The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".
I gave her the Mike Tyson
by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017
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Mike

Eww that dog looks so mike!
by Ydinase April 29, 2025
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mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
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