Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.
by kansassharp November 29, 2016

by Bigman772 November 30, 2020

Racist guy likes saying racial slurs and can't go without cussing every 5 planck seconds
He has very long nails and will scratch you to until you get permanent scars if you even lay a finger on him
He's a force to be reckoned with
He has very long nails and will scratch you to until you get permanent scars if you even lay a finger on him
He's a force to be reckoned with
Guy: *touches Mike Wang*
Mike Wang: *pulls out his long nails and scratches guy until deep scars form
Guy: *screaming in pain*
Mike Wang: *says cuss word and racial slurs*
Mike Wang: *pulls out his long nails and scratches guy until deep scars form
Guy: *screaming in pain*
Mike Wang: *says cuss word and racial slurs*
by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 9, 2025

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy
Me: that’s Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy
Me: that’s Russian Mike
by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)
A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike
Pinche Basic Mike.
A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike
Pinche Basic Mike.
by Cfanco June 7, 2018

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 9, 2018

For a girl. She is perfect, she is hot and she is good in bed. She may have friends and they may have benefits. And if you’re one of them you’re lucky. She has medium tits but a big ass. Her masturbation sessions are the best. You would be lucky to have a Mikee.
by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021
