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Mike Coxlong

Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.
Who here in the classroom is named "Mike Coxlong"?
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Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.
"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"
by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021
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Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom
Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
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doorside mike

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.
by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016
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mike dillon

Has a huge cock
by donjulio888 November 22, 2021
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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