by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024
Matthew
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.
by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021
First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 27, 2024
The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022