Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
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