Gettin' the ole' Jimmy

When you shove both of your fists into her pussy and spread your fingers, into a starfish shape.

"what did he do with you last night" "oh, i was gettin' the ole' Jimmy"

by Spionixx December 7, 2017

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jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

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Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass

An amazing game that you should REALLY go play

"oh yeah go play Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass it's an awesome game man"

by blaisedebeste August 13, 2023

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jimmy bloomfield

A God among men

That fella is a real Jimmy Bloomfield

by Boss man jim September 3, 2022

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The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries

Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.

Old man: He he he good one.

Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy

by CCCSMASTERMIND May 13, 2019

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