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Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.
Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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jew energy

when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success
wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !
by bunville September 14, 2023
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White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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Jews in the Chamber

Similar to a Dutch oven. First you take a bug hit off your vape then pull the blanket over their head and blow the vape under the blanket.
Hey babe wanna see a cool vape trick? JEWS IN THE CHAMBER
by Bloodlust69 November 21, 2022
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Levy Jews

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022
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Jews

See? Not allowed.
Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”
by Hym Iam October 11, 2022
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