Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

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Tunnel Jew

Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.

Under NYC lives Tunnel Jews.

by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024

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riding jew

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.

"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."

by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

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a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.

two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.

by Sexydimma December 1, 2011

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