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Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
by Da man 420 November 3, 2020
mugGet the Jew Foldmug.

Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
mugGet the Sorry UD Jewsmug.

jew in a junkyard.

Someone who is doing really well.
He went to a yard sale and made out like a Jew in a junkyard.
by topdrawer June 3, 2024
mugGet the jew in a junkyard.mug.

crack jew

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew
by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017
mugGet the crack jewmug.

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
mugGet the Jew-jiutsumug.

Jewing

To take all of something that is free, or to take advantage of something that is free.
That man is Jewing the store out of its free samples
by big black man24 April 20, 2025
mugGet the Jewingmug.

HB+Jew

HB+Jew are crazy Mighty Intergalactic Warriors yo.
by Jewtiful January 14, 2009
mugGet the HB+Jewmug.

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