jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

All Jesus

Also meaning it's okay don't worry no problem it's cool or it's all Jesus hats Jesus was good so it's all good

Don't worry about it it's all Jesus

by HOODBILLY March 29, 2019

Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

Jesus Juice

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

by SunneFyre October 15, 2019

Juan Jesus

A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.

Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.

by Irawdogedurdaughter December 9, 2021

Sticky Jesus

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Jesus Christ

Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.

Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you

by Totally not Jesus May 18, 2021