internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Internetastic

The only word that can accurately describe the awesomeness of the internet.

Williams: Hey, Pete! The internet is... umm... let me just explain: did you know that you can use Wikipedia to get a general idea of something, then use Google to take it deeper, and THEN use Hotmail, Facebook, or Twitter to share this information with your friends?

Pete: Yes, Williams, I did. The word you were looking for is "internetastic".

Williams: You know, Pete, a vocabulary like that is sure to get you into a fine liberal arts institution.

by Munce93 January 1, 2012

Internetruption

A long pause in a phone conversation When both participants become distracted by surfing the Internet, which is ultimately more amusing than the conversation itself.

Raptor Jesus caused an internetruption in my conversation with Kelly last night.

by Kellyeah October 28, 2012

Internet

The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.

I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life

by IamSpiderMan March 5, 2013

Internetfically

Like scientifically proven, but with much more weight behind it, because everything on the Internet is true.

It is Internetfically proven that Canadians should be jailed for exporting Justin Bieber.

by DtotheAtotheVtotheE September 25, 2013

Internet Bae

Internet Bae is a term used on Quotev, meaning someone that you're REALLY good friends with- but here's the trick- if you live near them or with them they can't be your IB

"Nikki's IB is Amelia"
"IB Is Internet Bae isn't it?"
"Yeah"

by NCSissyLou July 12, 2015

interesting development

When your day starts out as usual and then an opportunity presents itself and you fuck, because let's face it... you are here to read about sex stuff.

Man - "Goddamnit, this line is too long..."
Woman - "Name's Charley Chase, I'm here for the 3 o'clock"
Man - "Well this is an interesting development."

by A Commie Red July 31, 2015