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car-rape

When a rapist waits in a car parked in a dark parking lot. So when the driver enters the car they gets a raped.
My dome light is dead. I need to get that fixed, cause I'm always afraid of getting car-raped after work.
by rTHEb February 17, 2010
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Car Fetish

A disgusting way to live life, but you know what they say! Try everything once!
I have a car fetish, and i'm a disgusting piece of lovely gobshite!
by ssllaft July 19, 2016
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tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"
1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."
by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009
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harlem car bomb

A drinking recipe:

Step 1. Drop a chicken wing into a glass of beer.
Step 2. Drink the beer.
Step 3. Catch the chicken wing in your teeth.
Step 4. Devour the chicken wing.

For added enjoyment some add buffalo sauce and ranch to the wings... or even a wedge of watermelon to finish off the process.

Yelling: DIP IT, DROP IT, DRINK IT... is also customary!
Hey, happy birthday... let's grab some wings to go with our beer so we can do a Harlem Car Bomb to celebrate! You know what... get some buffalo sauce, ranch, and watermelon-- I REALLY want to blow this load!
by Mr the Z December 19, 2007
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10 second car

as one man grips the genitals of another, he fast and furiously stimulates the genitals while pretending to shift the gears of a manual transmission car.
Man 1: "You know you owe me a 10 second car, right?"

Man 2: "Vroom! Hope you don't mind if I grind your gears!"
by Frenchy Davis April 2, 2009
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Estate Agent's car

The new mini cooper. As popularised by the London estate agents Foxtons.
That is such an estate agent's car.
by Shelley Issacs October 4, 2006
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Quarter Car Wash

Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.
Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!
by Firey Crotch of Justice December 27, 2011
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