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Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
by Cletus42 August 3, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.
Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
mugGet the Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)mug.

Butt hat

I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.
by Shannon dinges September 12, 2020
mugGet the Butt hatmug.

Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours
I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat
by LLMC July 31, 2019
mugGet the Hatmug.

hat on a sunny day

‘hey baby can i get a hat on a sunny day?’
by big_donkey October 24, 2020
mugGet the hat on a sunny daymug.

National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
I can't wait for National steal a hat week!
by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022
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Ass hat

A ass hat is a something you can call that fried that exposed you secrets a word you can use to yell at that one annoying boy who keeps moaning in the class room

As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use
Bethany was a Ass hat because she told Jane that you masterbated to your step brothers voice so there for Bethany is a Ass hat
by Bigdick move February 26, 2020
mugGet the Ass hatmug.

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