Blue haired weredike

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.

Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.

by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020

Hair Covering The Eyes

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017

I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes

by Drhymen September 13, 2017

Dike Hair Salon

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.

I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.

by talkshowcheat May 27, 2017

Grey Hair Army

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.

person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.

by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012

Big Boy Hair

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆

Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!

by jvincel March 15, 2023

Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months

Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club

by The_kinngh June 9, 2018

Gray Haired Murderer

This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.

Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.

Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming

by Mr. Dari0002 January 20, 2022