Kluster fuck

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck

P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!

by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018

fuck it moment

It's a moment, in life, just like the one before you jump into a cold pool, you say fuck it and dive right in.

When you are out at a bar and you catch eyes with a babe walking passed you.. You want to stop them, but your nervous. Then you remember the fuck it moment and say, hi.

You write a text to someone but start to over analyze it, fuck it- send!

by Fireflyliv July 7, 2014

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony July 13, 2017

Destination Fucked

A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.

I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.

by White Ranga November 30, 2018

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

Fuck 3

Fuck 3 means to fuck a fake bitch. Its means you dont fuck wit a girl named alyssa because she is fake and talk mad shit about you. So dont fuck with fake bitches named alyssa

Fuck 3 and all that you stand for

Watch what you says cuz fuck 3 might be listening

by The truth slayer September 13, 2019

Destination fucked

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!

And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'

by Magnetico November 29, 2018