Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

bath fuck

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath

We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.

by $1.00 April 13, 2014

Kluster fuck

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck

P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!

by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018

fagalicious fuck

A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop

That is one fagalicious fuck

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Throttle fuck

The act of repeatedly skull fucking someone in a way they would not enjoy

“A level 10 in clash royale had level 23 cards and throttle fucked me for the whole 3 minutes”

“I killed a guy playing gta v while on my oppressor. He got pissed and called his crew and they proceeded to throttle fuck me for 50 minutes straight”

by GawkityGawk August 22, 2021

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

Destination Fucked

A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.

I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.

by White Ranga November 30, 2018