Jesus Juice

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

by SunneFyre October 15, 2019

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latino jesus

I guy that likes to flirt a shit load and usually gets girls to flirt back......but not in front of their boyfriend.he is amazing at pulling in girls,but People close to him don't think that.side hoes are easy for him, now all he needs is a Maine girl

Latino jesus:hey you got nice tits
Girl1: thanks(;
Jesus:can I touch them .
Girl 1: sure....wait my bf coming get away

by Dhdudifh April 22, 2017

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Stinky Jesus

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.

Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

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Jesus Connection

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

by ZaneKol July 31, 2011

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the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

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