Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.

I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?

by 20goto10 September 25, 2010

[minger] fingers

stubby dirty fingers found mostly on mingers and white trash

"Dave, get your minger fingers away from my pizza!"

by flavastick September 26, 2008

Yeeto Fingers

That one smell you get on your hand or fingers, (typically on your dominant hand), after masturbation.

Billy: “Yo I just shook this guy’s hand at work and now they smell weird. Smell it.”
Jim; “Ew man... wash your hands you got mad yeeto fingers.”

by yeetusdeletusforjesus July 5, 2018

Freudian Fingers

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.

Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."

by AnnieB. November 18, 2011

Finger Paint'n

Female masterbation or Female masterbating

Her dude came over unannounced and saw his chic finger paint'n.

by Iceburg Saint April 24, 2019

Ketchup-Fingers

Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.

John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"

by Its Shatter September 5, 2018

Finger Dog

When you bite your finger and turns into a dog

“OH FUCK A FINGER DOG”

by Pro. Orieon January 24, 2019