Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.

Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight

by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022

Burn your cookies

Let it all out and cry!

"Burn your cookies girl"

by JOEMAMASFAT November 10, 2019

steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.

"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."

by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

wolfed my cookies

Throwing Up

I wolfed my cookies this morning because I'm pregnant.

I drank so much alcohol I ended up wolfing my cookies.

by Lucky JC January 3, 2014

Tossing your cookies

The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.

After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.

by LeilaSP July 30, 2019

Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").

When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"

by The Keeper of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2011