Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

Cofvfe

Covert Operatives Fighting Violently For Everyone

These assholes don’t realize that COFVFE.
Maybe if the left realized it’s an acronym.

by Idiothandle March 5, 2021

coffee

Delicious bean juice that allows me good grades in school, because screw sleep.

Coffee, aka Bean juice, aka the reason my sanity still somewhat exists.

by Some gay rat January 14, 2021

coffeeritis

Disease of when you can’t live without coffee. Specifically form dunkin and your best friend driving u.

Ex: dang my coffeeritis is really kicking in if you don’t take us to dunkin right now

by Coffee guy January 18, 2021

coffin dancing

Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.

That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.

by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021

Coffee

Rayne’s main wifu

Rayne loves coffee

by Lucinda is Lit January 23, 2021

coffenie

coffee and caffeine

how much coffenie have you had today

by ghost in it January 26, 2021