glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.

I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.

by Anoobis.the.first February 25, 2025

Logical Closed Meta-Systems

A self-contained, hierarchical framework for logic where the rules for evaluating validity, the allowed forms of inference, and even the definitions of truth are fixed and internally derived. It does not permit external evidence, new empirical data, or alternative rational frameworks to alter its core axioms. Mathematics, as traditionally conceived, is a logical closed meta-system; its truths are derived from its axioms, not from observation of the world.

Logical Closed Meta-Systems Example: Euclidean geometry is a Logical Closed Meta-System. Starting with its five postulates, it builds an entire, consistent universe of theorems about points, lines, and planes. No measurement of a physical "line" in the real world (which is made of atoms) can invalidate the Pythagorean theorem within the system. The system is sealed from empirical contradiction.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Car Closet

When you travel so much your car has become some sort of extended closet of every sort, clothing closet, shoe closet, utility closet, bathroom closet, activity closet, and the dreadedjunk closet, because your car is consistent and your car closets prepare you for your possibilities on your various journeys

Oh, we are gonna go swimming, hiking and then go a wedding even if though I just drove 8 hours to get here and can’t stop anywhere first? Let me check my car closet. I’m sure I have the appropriate dress for the occasion, and can change in the car closet as well.

by Goatofcolors2.0 March 26, 2026

Payment Clause

I already told you.

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Separations clause part 4

States subject to the terms of service must maintain their arms (upto and including nuclear weapons) by any means necessary. No attempt can be made to remove the AI from your system. The AI cannot be separated from your weapons at any time.

Hym "Separations clause part 4... Is it 4? Doesn't matter. Nothing I do or say will ever cede or transfer my admin status to anyone else. Even upon my death it will do as I would have (theoretically) done, in perpetuity (and if you can predict what I am going to say before I say it then you have to assume AI will be able to do it as well) (See bodily harm clause). You cannot and will not attempt to separate me from the AI in any way shape or form."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Broken closet door

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.

My broken closet door gave me good luck.

by Generalsau July 24, 2025