Narwallis Cat

A cat of extreme importance , the very highest level of cat that one can achieve, one step above a marionitus cat.

That nutter on 45th Ave is a true Narwallis cat .
Only men can become a Narwallis Cat

by Kyle Whyte February 6, 2019

Cat Nip

Dry, different shades of green , leaf looking things that makes the cat sound and act “high”

The cat was bouncing off the walls after smelling the Cat Nip in its toys

by Cats are awesome February 7, 2019

Keyboard Cat

A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.

Have you seen Keyboard Cat?

by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

kimmy cat

a weak youtuber with about 60 subscribers

kimmy cat is so fucking terrible

by GRIM_801 October 9, 2018

Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.

When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.

by Slang sayer August 30, 2022

Masked Cat

Masked Cat is a unique species that appears to be a cartoon cat that is blue with an ash hoodie and face mask. They are commonly found practicing artistic activities and make bad jokes. They live in the northern parts of the USA.

The Masked Cat likes to call himself ''The Funny Man''
-Some Confused Individual

by Masked Cat November 29, 2022