Hoe Bread

The end piece of the loaf of bread that errbody dun put they dirty ass hands on but don't want that shit and put it back.

Man, I don't want that "hoe bread"

by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023

Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

Orval the Bread man

Elder man with no legs from the 2000's who distributed bread freely from his van

Do you think your a true long term Tacoma resident? Do you remember Orval the Bread man?

by Caleb004 November 13, 2022

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Pink bread

Bread made using vaginal yeast

person 1: mmmm I loved Maria's pink bread

person 2:I know right, it was so tasty

by skidibi toilet December 26, 2024

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.

That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!

by bakers dozen October 10, 2009