boobativity

It's when shit stifles your boobs

This fucking bra is stifling my boobativity!! Bitch.

by Ms. Awesome November 12, 2015

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

boob dial

When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.

I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.

by Meberea March 7, 2016

Penis boobs

Testicles

I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon

by T.K. O'nuts November 22, 2018

Boob Blocked

The female version of being Cock Blocked

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018

Boob belly

When your Boob touches your belly button from extended times of not using a bra

Damn bro blac china has a boob belly!

by Your legit daddy August 2, 2017

Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.

When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.

by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017