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Basecamp Bandit 

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.
Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!
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Baseball haircut 

Bro’s got a dirty baseball haircut
The main domain where all the homies hang out. Home base.
A: "This shit's lame, let's get out of here."
B: "Tryna go back to base and blow down?"
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baseecco 

An absolute legend
OMG that guy is such a BaseEcco
baseecco by BaseEcco May 7, 2020

Baseball 

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.
Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

Baseball 

a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.
Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball