baby mushroom

a term used to describe a very small penis.

"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"

by Tifany December 9, 2007

Baby Bear

A name given to a gorgeous woman who can be a bit angry at times but still cute.

Louise is having a bad day but she is still my baby bear

by Swallymallly12 April 18, 2018

yeast baby

A Baby Who Is Born From A Mother Who Eats Yeast Straight From The Packet Which Causes Her To Become Pregnant

Jenn Was Born A Yeast Baby

by Jake Fantastic January 14, 2008

august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019

kickin' babies

to have sex; fornicate

Guy 1 "Hey, where did Steve and Mary go?"

Guy 2 "Oh they're in his car kickin' babies."

by zepsxepelin923 June 20, 2008

baby feeders

Referring to breasts.

Damn Larry, look at the baby feeders on that broad!

by buttrice August 14, 2007

Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.

Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.

by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011