bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

bæle

The call of the Sulv

I think i heard the Sulv bæle yesterday!

by Reptilian Joe May 3, 2016

Balderdouche

A bald man who is a mix of a douchebag and a prophet, indirectly calling you out on the littlest shit you do in front of your friends. He gains followers by being a general douche.

Ryan *drops his pencil* Mr. Bereshka: "Whoever dropped their pencil does not care about learning. Form 2 and a FUCK YOU FOR YOU RYAN!" Ryan: *under his breath* "Why the hell does Bereshka have to be a balderdouche?!"

by HispanicPanic04 May 5, 2016

Bailey

Someone that wants to finger-bang Madison Sapp

Oh yea I wanna Bailey her

by Pleader August 21, 2016

Bailey

Someone that wants to finger-bang Madison Sapp

Oh yea I wanna Bailey her

by Pleader August 21, 2016

baileys bagels

an amazing person who loves chassidy cause chassidy is her best friend in florida
bagels also is very hyper and funny and sensitive

baileys bagels is pretty chill and got sad when chass left

by buuuumble beeezz July 30, 2016

bailey power

The act of Shiting on top of a car and sliding back and forth rubbing shit all across the car before finally shoving the car's windscreen wiper firmly up your ass and out your nose.

Girl 1 "Did you see John do a Bailey power on my car"
Guy 1 "No that must have been disgusting"
Girl 1 "It was really messed up"

by Butthole 301 May 13, 2016