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Dan - Hi Emma, last week I had to go to surgery and get my 12 inch penis reduced so I wouldn't pass out when I got an erection, would you like to see?

Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.

Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma

Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.
A.T.B.S by D Lucky Lux November 9, 2019
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A.T.B.A.B.U.S 

About To Beat A Bitch Up Syndrome
Harvey: *says n-word*
Ryan: You’re WHITE!!
Harvey: So?
Ryan: Im having A.T.B.A.B.U.S! Run!
Harvey: OH SHET! IM SORRY DON’T HURT ME

Pulled a T-pud 

The act of popping your trick excessively high, doing an excessively difficult rail or ledge trick, for an excessively long time, like Torey Pudwill
Bob: damn dude this ledge is so high
John: alright, ready, first try
*John pops a high kickflip to backside lipslide and slides for 20 seconds and 180's out to fakie*

Bob: wow dude you just pulled a T-pud
Dat Ass Tho
"Hot asf gurl with big ass walks by" u think ( D.A.T)
D.A.T by Azteca1411 August 28, 2016

Boning a T-Rex 

Boning a T-Rex is typically an excuse on why you can't go out to do fun activities with friends, because you're a total introvert.
You: Dude, sorry I can't go out tonight.
Friend: Ok, why tho?
You: I'm boning a t-rex
Boning a T-Rex by SpankMama24 April 27, 2017

M.A.T.H. 

M.A.T.H. is torture
M.A.T.H. by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

S.A.T. Tests 

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.
S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.
S.A.T. Tests by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018