raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Asshole

Someone is is a complete dick.

Anthony Baker is an asshole

by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023