anal climber

Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.

He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.

by garoonie September 10, 2018

Anal mitch

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys

Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

anal transcend

The level beyond vanilla anal penetration.
When an individual is performing anal sex with a woman so violently that they tear the vaginal wall and have intercourse with both the anal cavity, and the vagina.

“OMG Britney, you need to go even further. Anal Transcend with him girl!”

“Mom, I can’t talk right now, Kevin and I are anal transcending”

by BeginnersLuck July 9, 2020

yacht anal

When you give your wife, fianceè, girlfriend or young stallion, anal sex on your yacht or a family/friend members yacht.

Joe says to his wife.... "hey baby want some yacht anal"
Joe's wife says... "sure I got some lube and the water is very rough so it should slip right in".

by WhackyJoe June 9, 2018

Anal Roll

Where a group of people anal each other in a circle.

Guy 1: YO DUDE THAT ANAL ROLL LAST NIGHT WAS SICK!
Guy 2: I KNOW RIGHT; but some of those arse holes were kinda tight!

by YourLocalCandyDaddy March 16, 2021

anal antlers

A multi pronged sexual device worn by a woman as a headpiece and used to please her man by anal penetration.

Girl 1: Hey, did you go out with that NFL Kicker the other night?

Girl 2: Oh, you mean Neil Rackers. Yes and he made me use those anal antlers on him again.

Girl 1: I thought you told him never again after he shit all over your face last time?

by Jm514 May 28, 2017

Anal leaf

The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.

Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.

How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.

by Logster48 April 7, 2017