Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.

Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"

by heheheheehehehehehhehDICK_HEAD May 13, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.

My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.

by Alana808 May 26, 2024

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024