anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!

by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019

Anal chickens

Anal Chickens

Verb
The sexual act of Analing a chicken with either a dog and mayo or 5 black guys all named white people names chant devil curses to your penis as the penetration happens to the chicken.

“Let’s get 5 black guys named white people names and anal chickens tonight!”

by @n@l Chickens November 29, 2018

Anal Volcano

When you use hot sauce as lube for anal sex.

He gave her the anal volcano!

by T-daddt December 14, 2017

Anal estimate

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.

The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.

by moreaveragethanmost March 17, 2020

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014

anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.

Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....

by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018

Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

by HowAreWeHere??43 January 3, 2019