Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.

Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.

by MNoDead March 18, 2017

internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.

The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.

by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"

by Mr.Al October 21, 2017

open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.

My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!

by pxs1919 October 24, 2017