Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

While vigorously engaging in anal sex, you get the fecal matter inside churned up, then drop in a cup of ice chips and resume fucking the butthole, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee.

Me and the old lady were buttfucking last night and I made one helluva Alabama Mud Slushee in her ass. It ran out and got all over everywhere

by Headshok1962 April 21, 2025

Alabama throuple

When a couple (not related) and one of their siblings spend waaaay too much time together, to the point where it's assumed they're a throuple.

You always see Joe and Alice hanging out with her brother Tony. I'm starting to think they're an Alabama throuple, dude.

by telishgranger May 5, 2025

Alabama Birdie

When you cum in a bitches butt and she squats over your face to feed it back to you.

Dude guess what we fuckin did last night Kyle. She gave me the Alabama Birdie it was sick.

by gffyd May 8, 2025

Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans

i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically

by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025