Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

Alabama Vicegrips

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.

yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor

by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019

Alabama Birdie

When you cum in a bitches butt and she squats over your face to feed it back to you.

Dude guess what we fuckin did last night Kyle. She gave me the Alabama Birdie it was sick.

by gffyd May 8, 2025

Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.

Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 5, 2024

Alabama corkscrew

When you bang you're sister but finish on you're mom

Last night me and my family did the Alabama corkscrew and it was amazing

by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025

Alabama Firefighter

The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.

"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.

by rustytrombonemsp November 15, 2024