alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

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Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.

Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.

by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025

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chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable

Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!

by i'm juses November 28, 2018

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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

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A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

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