Virgin Mobile

A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.

Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.

Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.

by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022

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