grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016

dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

-Hey dude is that a big dick ove?
-Nah man those don't exist.
-But i saw in illustrerad vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.
-Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ March 8, 2018

Dingy Dirty Dick

Having anal sex with your girlfriend's best friend & then afterwards having your unsuspecting girlfriend give you oral sex.

She was unaware of her boyfriend's Dingy Dirty Dick.

by Little Sneeks April 4, 2022

Suck my dick

When a girl/boy starts to suck a boy's dick. It creates cum, leading to oral sex.

"Suck my dick."
"Uhh, harder . . ."

by I love doing sex November 9, 2025