Pissy dick

A nasty unwashed penis

You need to wash that pissy dick before you come to bed.

by Peppys mom March 3, 2019

Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."

by Brownblood March 17, 2023

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!

"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday

by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023