slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

dick hair

Someone you really don't like

Stop being a fucking dick hair

by napeo11 December 3, 2024

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Native American dick

Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.

Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol

by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024

Dick

Pejorative term for "anything"

Jeff fancied himself and expert in the history of rock and roll bands, but he didn't know dick.

by Epitoooozy December 10, 2024