Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Déjà Dick

When you get some good dick but it reminds you too much of your last nigga's dick so you got to fade out of his life.

Friend: So how was Jamal last night?

You: awww man he gave me Déjà Dick so I left before he woke up

by Joelle21 June 29, 2016

vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".

His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!

by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

Dick Drag

An unpleasant, uncomfortable and inconvenient experience

“That 13 hour car trip was an absolute dick drag”

by LeopardNFB June 24, 2019

Dick Head

People who spoils the new movie

Carl:Hey you see that dick head
Jason:Yeah
Carl:He spoiled Endgame

by Chadster the fourth April 28, 2019