50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015

trick ass Nancy

A trick ass Nancy is, first, a Nancy who is also trick AF.

Mike: Yo, see day boai ove' der? He a trick ass Nancy.

Frank: He a Nancy ass trick, too.

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Also: Trick ass Nancy ass trick, Nancy ass trick ass trick ass Nancy, etc .

by butt.flix0rz March 17, 2024

Coin Assing

The act of shoving a quarter in the rectal sphincter.

Last week me and Billy engaged in Coin Assing

by Sam from Discord July 18, 2018

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Ass Rag

A washcloth used in the shower to clean from your peeshedile to the crack to remove any left overs from going #2

Anthony and James used their Ass Rags in the shower and threw it at the wall when they were done.

by Skittle nuts May 23, 2023

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone

Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE

by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020

Lard-ass

Some fat kid running at the swimming pool

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch

by Ar226 March 26, 2020