Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper

Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?

by Old man mechanic ass October 17, 2025

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National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19

Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!

by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025

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Ass crack yeti

Someone who walks like a yeti but their ass crack is always showing, especially when bending over

Hey look, there's Ass crack yeti again, his ass crack is showing like usual

by Xx mechanic October 19, 2025

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ass party

Ass whoopings

Lil boy getting ass party by his mama on fortnite

by RaccReforged October 21, 2025

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Random ass

super random

Top 10 random ass things to watch

by Titanique October 21, 2025

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The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

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