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Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.
“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”
by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020
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Dick murderer

Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you
by Scotties funny August 4, 2016
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carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks
That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.
by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024
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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.
“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”
by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021
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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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dick drizzle

A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.
What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.

I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.
by Lean king. Ig dick_drizzle December 3, 2020
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