An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025
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Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012
Get the Dick-Bendingmug. Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
by KingLoli June 16, 2020
Get the Dickedmug. Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
Get the Douche-dickmug. This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
Get the I hate you so much go suck a dickmug. A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.
by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019
Get the Chapstick Dickmug.