Heap-Ass

Heap-Ass is often used as an insult or to describe a large amount of stuff. It should be used when describing someone who is an "asshole"or someone who is "full of shit".

"That guy stole our beer!!?! what a Heap-Ass"

"Hey man, don't be such a Heap-Ass"

by TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 September 26, 2025

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Section 8 ass nigga

A nigga that broke asf and lives that section 8 life.

Damn that nigga dressed like a bum, must be a section 8 ass nigga.

by Fried Koolaid Chikn September 28, 2025

A5 Ass

‘Certified A5 Ass’ derives from the Japanese Wagyu Beef grading scale. It is the highest grading which certifies extreme incompetence, stupidity, and overall inability. Most commonly used in situations describing bad and/or disappointing athletes. Ass, “A”, graded at the highest level: 5- strictly graded by the Ass Grading Association.

“That Penn State Quarterback, Drew Allar, is grade A5 ass”

by Yeetologist September 28, 2025

chog ass

When you’re playing the game with the homies while sitting in a leather chair and your cheeks, as well as some surrounding areas, gets so steamy and wet that it enhances your performance in game, it’s a step above being locked in.

“Yo Greg hop on the game, I got severe Chog Ass right now, we gotta take advantage of it.”

by Buttchugging Greg September 28, 2025

Cord To Ass

to STRAIGHT UP MOLLYWHOP SOMEBODY straight to hell! not whoop, not beat, MOLLYWHOP

Brent:Yo you knew of that Nigga, Julian?

Grant: Yeah, what about him?

Brent: I heard he got Cord To Ass for talking to My'rons' girl.

Grant:Damn! That nigga must be a vegetable by now..💀💀💀

Brent: ONG!

by PencilBuzz September 30, 2025

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025