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wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.
Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!
by drkillface July 12, 2018
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Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.
Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.
by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021
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Fuck

Literally my most favorite word to use. -Pelaur.
Fuck I love this word!
by Raz0217 April 9, 2018
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Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name
i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous
by thefailtheory January 11, 2018
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Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers
I got go get my Chinese finger fuck
by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023
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do me a favor and shut the fuck up

An op word to tell another human being.Mostly known for making that person actually shut the fuck up.Also is very fun to say out loud.
kid:HHLUHU:FH:I :FHF:HF HF H: FH FH:UFH :UFHU: FH: A:FH !@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(F FH KLFLHFA:HH:FJVBDAKADOMG I LOVE FORTNITE AHHAHAHAHDPHFUHUFFHUYF*(T&Y*QR&($))*$)&!*$7$*!*_!$**)$*$!)*_$*$_$**$__*$($(&_*&()_*&)*(_*&**

You:do me a favor and shut the fuck up
by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020
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Go Fuck Yourself

It’s a nice phrase to use for people who you wanna kick in the balls but rather not
Person1: My Dog Died Yesterday

Laura: Go Fuck Yourself Nobody Gives A Fuck About You’re Dead Dog🃏
by NOT LAURA🃏 November 23, 2021
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