A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.
You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".
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I got something to say
You're in my way
So goodbye yesterday
I'm gonna run and find
A place where I can hide
Somewhere that no one knows
Someplace that no one goes
So don't you look for me
I'll be where you can't see
Somewhere I can't be found
I got something to say
You're in my way
So goodbye yesterday
I'm gonna run and find
A place where I can hide
Somewhere that no one knows
Someplace that no one goes
So don't you look for me
I'll be where you can't see
Somewhere I can't be found
My little underground
It's easy to see
That you're laughing at me
No guarantee
At least none I can see
And it's cold outside
Doesn't work out right
Gonna stay inside
Gonna stay inside
I'm gonna run and find
A place where I can hide
Somewhere that no one knows
Someplace that no one goes
So don't you look for me
I'll be where you can't see
Somewhere I can't be found
My little underground
Sun shines so high
Bright in the sky
Sun shines so, sun shines so
Sun shines so high above
And it's cold outside
And it's cold outside
Doesn't work out right
Gonna stay inside
And I can't
Can't understand it
Don't know why
Don't know why
Just can't
Can't understand it
Don't know why
Don't know why
And it's cold outside
Doesn't work out right
It's easy to see
That you're laughing at me
No guarantee
At least none I can see
And it's cold outside
Doesn't work out right
Gonna stay inside
Gonna stay inside
I'm gonna run and find
A place where I can hide
Somewhere that no one knows
Someplace that no one goes
So don't you look for me
I'll be where you can't see
Somewhere I can't be found
My little underground
Sun shines so high
Bright in the sky
Sun shines so, sun shines so
Sun shines so high above
And it's cold outside
And it's cold outside
Doesn't work out right
Gonna stay inside
And I can't
Can't understand it
Don't know why
Don't know why
Just can't
Can't understand it
Don't know why
Don't know why
And it's cold outside
Doesn't work out right
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“I was mid-conversation when my ear went blank and all I could hear was ringing for like five seconds.”
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