Respectful Dick

Respectful dick is a nice way to say, it wasn’t the best, but it’s doable. It’s gentle, doesn’t rearrange the guts, and you’ll be sure to walk into work the next day like nothing happened.

Jimmy’s girlfriend looks like she had a horrible night.

Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.

by BBCx3 June 26, 2018

Dick

What you don’t have and what you are.

Hey yo it’s my boy dick.

by datnastymotherfucker October 17, 2019

Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022

double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

by John Stackpole December 31, 2015

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020